1. First and foremost, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOANWILDER, mah mum in RL and awesome Snarry writer (that has little to do with her being my mum, it's just cool.). TONIGHT, RED LOBSTER SHALL PH34R US.

2. Kidlet: (opens a coffee supply magazine) Once upon a time, [unintelligible] and Joan-ma and the snowman [???] and they [???], "Nooooo ( Read more... )

First of all, I think I need to share this with you, because the second letter is worth the read. Also, I just don't read/hear "cooter" enough. Cooter. LOL. Cooooter. And on equally amusing lines is this thread from reddit, in which anons prove that really sometimes, no one knowing who you are can make the best conversations between people, ( Read more... )

There was some hesitancy and debate about whether or not non participants were allowed to review the fic over there. OMG PLEASE DO SO. We won't be replying until after we've de-anoned, so don't get upset if we seem rude ( Read more... )

Title: Thundersmack
Author: amand_r
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto/Hart
Rating: R
Wordcount: 2,350
Author's Notes: For lionessvalenti, an excellent pornicator, and a great co-writer. Happy Crimmas. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for the betazzercise!
Summary: Jesus, Hart was unmanageable.

(  Lisa used to have a word for men like John Hart: manchild. )

1. I HAD THIS QUEER FEELING IN MY SOUL, AS IF THOUSANDS OF, NO MILLIONS OF SOULS CRIED OUT IN TERROR AND WERE SUDDENLY SILENCED, AND I REALISED THAT I DIDN'T HAVE AN LJ ENTRY.

2. delicfcd, who is not on my flist (that should probably be remedied) has topped me in the BEST LINKAGE OF PHOTO AND QUOTE EVAR when she pulled Stephenson's Snowcrash together ( Read more... )

Amand-r: god, I wonder if I'll have to bring coffee to lawsontl's. I'm a SNOB. I'LL BRING CAT SHIT COFFEE.
Lionessvalenti: Haha. She's a tea snob. I've never seen her drink coffee.
Amand-r: Jesus, this is the kind of thing I need to know. COFFEE IS ESSENTIAL.
Lionessvalenti: Wait, no, that's a lie. She drank coffee when we were at Panera.
Amand-r: I ( Read more... )